screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

cplus902:

supreme-leader-stoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

(via julietsbb)

kpopstories:

people who don’t know who park jinyoung is… what’s it like living with realistic standards?

(via theydontneedcapes)

there-are-no-fucking-good-urls:

does anyone else get that feeling when you’re listening to music and you can feel it like go through your veins and you kind of shiver because of how deep the connection is between your heart and those lyrics because i do

(via alexalltimeloww)

dragon-in-a-fez:

donkeykongsixtyfour:

grahancoxon:

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk

(via idareyoutotakealook)

magedoc:

genderists:

there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face

Chaotic Neutral

(via potterlocked-kpopper)

keipabble:

Of course it had to be Jinyoung that got separated from the group and left behind at the airport because you know the rest of them will never hear the end of it.

5 years from now Yugyeom’s gonna walk in the room, super upset like “guys my girlfriend left me” and Jinyoung will be like “did she leave you at the airport in LA”

denimbf-deactivated20210423:

i still don’t understand why people think harry isn’t a funny person like cmon he’s a comedic genius

(via allyoursnocontrol)

busonolsun:

(via psychedelic-alivia)

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

i am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors

(via allyoursnocontrol)

millennial-review:

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